Hard as Marble

January 1, 1995

1h 44m

A handsome knight, played by Jake Andrews, is turned into a marble statue with magic sexual powers.

Cast

the Knight

the Highway Patrol Officer

the Mustang Drivin' Gigolo

the "Straight" Antique Dealer

the Cherry Coker

the Other Antique Dealer

the Rich Kid

the Yard Worker

the Sorcerer

the Squire